2026 Grumpy's State Fair What better way to enjoy the 100-degree weather than to come on down to Grumpy's State Fair? Bottled water and sunscreen are not allowed, but we will be selling refreshments at premium prices, so you are covered. Grumpy's personal friend, Mr. Sketchy, is almost finished painting the pool 'American Flag Blue.' Many argue that the pool did not need to be painted, but Grumpy wholeheartedly disagrees—and he is the boss, so it is what it is. I want to acknowledge recent chatter about paint chips floating to the surface and several large clumps of algae. These are entirely baseless rumors. Do not believe what you hear or see; just concentrate on what Grumpy says.